You know you're Cabin Crew if...

You know you're Cabin Crew if ...........
1. You never unpack
2. You look to the ceiling when your doorbell goes off
3. You wish you had jet engines mounted in your bedroom so you could fall asleep faster
4. You don't ever write a full city name anymore (bugs your non airline friends) DTW MCO FCO BOM ORD DFW etc.
5. You get excited over certain types of ice.
6. You curse every "Bose headset wearing moron" --Yes, the electronic device announcement means YOU.
7. You know how to look fresh in 5 day old clothes
8. No matter how many times you clean out your suitcase you still find ancient hidden treasures in there.
9. You HATE boarding;
10. You LOVE deplaning.
11. Turbulence is not caused by clouds but caused by the initial movement of all meal carts..
12. You can't believe you've never been in a hotel van accident
13. You loathe your CEO.
14. Businessmen on cell phones rank up there with the CEO.
15. You remember the passengers with great manners (that's sad).
16. You LOVE the Nicoderm commercial. (if you have not seen it go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXl0nTjcrzs
17. You can't remember when UM's actually became bigger than you
18. You love foreigners because they can't adequately complain in English.
19. You despise foreigners because they can't communicate effectively.
20. You secretly cheer when another flight attendant has to deal with the medical emergency
21. You HATE on board duty free.
22. You can't stand the frequent flyer who says"I fly more than you..."
23. You hate seeing passengers at your layover hotel
24. #$%^ tray stackers
25. You hate when drinkers start calling you by name(don't buddy up to me loser)
26. You long for the days when it was easy to rig the TV for free movies
27. You want to smack the nail clipping --finger nail polishing-- nose picking--snoring idiots
28. You want no passengers talking to you while nonreving.
29. You travel in uniform for the liquids creams and gel exemption.
30. If passengers can't find the flush to the toilet---they should stay in there till they do!
31. No I don't have a pen!!
32. You are excited to find a can of different soda that is not supposed to be on your airline.
33. You never imagined you could fart all the way across the Atlantic
34. You know every "sights and sounds of..." from CNN
35. You LOVE to sleep
36. You hate early morning departures---Who in the hell HAS to fly at 6 a.m.
37. You wish your manager actually WAS a f/a at one point in their life
38. You can't believe your senior f/a is in her 80's.
39. You try not to go the bathroom on the plane but you sure can catch a good nap in there
40. You hate that they think they can hear you without taking off there headsets
41. You curse the day that bassinettes were ever invented.
42. You are glad there are no hidden cameras in the galley
43. Your friends truly don't get the commuting part--- so you have to fly when your trip starts where??
44. YES, remain seated for the duration of our flight DOES mean YOU
45. There is one person at the airline you can't stand to fly with.
46. You can't figure out why your manager is not held accountable for the same things you are.
47. Your jumpseat partner knows more about you than friends or family
48. You have at least 6 of your own you could add to this list.